So, I went and saw the new Twilight movie. All and all a pretty cute movie, even though I didn't like the ending much. Anyway, this 30-something dude kept talking right through the entire thing about how stupid it was. I'm not a huge Twihard, but it still peeved me no end that i had to endure his and his girlfriend'd snickering and unoriginal critiques. So, here are my tips for kinder-goth mid-life crisis-ing pervs who see movies meant for 12-year-olds:
a) If you paid to see it, you obviously like it. Stop putting up a front, you DB's PA.
b) Cover your fucking mouth and stop chewing on your mucus
c) When you continue talking after you've been asked to stop, everyone in a five meter radius wants to pierce your face with their fingernails.

It is, of course, absoloutely fine that I saw a movie meant for a demographic 5 years younger than my own. No hipocracy here...